Total Medals Earned: 816 (From 136 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,445 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/140 points)
Defeat the Drunk Father
Defeat the Neighborhood Owner
Find the place to take a rest
Defeat the Best Fighter
Defeat the Trashcan Lover
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 39/58 (290/500 points)
have $5000
write 10 books
play 100 in-game weeks
write 5 books
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
get in the top 40 of the book charts
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 25 books
buy an apartment
buy a car
buy a computer
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
have research of 20
get in the top 10 of the book charts
have wit of 20
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 30
write 100 books
reach #1 on the book charts
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 7/18 (90/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits
